Monday, June 25, 2007

The Inheritance

I was talking to my friend, Sexy, today and we were discussing the sub-human known as her ex-husband. We were talking about what he has done for her son other than, as she puts it, donate sperm. She asked me to come up with one other thing. After a long moment of silence, she triumphantly declared her point made. I then managed to come through at the last moment: her son's inheritance. What is he to inherit? Moon property! Yes, you heard right, her ex-husband has invested in real estate on the moon. Imagine that reading of a will: To my son, I bequeath my real estate holdings on the barren rock known as the Moon.



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