Car Repair Update

As you may remember, a few days ago I whined about my car needing repairs. I still don't have my car after 2 and a half weeks. Just to recap, the first mechanic who took my engine apart literally had a stroke and ended up in the hospital. Then another mechanic put it back together, though it still wasn't working right. Another (we are on mechanic number 3 at this point) took my engine apart again. Guess what? I just found out that he got fired. Why? He failed his drug test! OMG! Now mechanic number 4 is trying to put the engine back together after druggie mechanic took it apart. I need a drink.