Lost . . . One Porch

Do you remember when I posted pictures of my porch right after I had cleaned it and hung the Chinese lanterns? Those were the good old days when I could call that porch 'my porch.' We are talking about a porch that is off of MY master bedroom. I no longer hold claim to it; my two critters, Monkey Boy and Marco the Psychotically Needy Puppy, have stolen it from me. Here's the evidence: