Today sucked!
This so wasn't the day I had. Instead I woke up at 5:30am and couldn't go back to sleep. I gave up at 7:30 and folded laundry. Monkey Boy finally was up and moving around by 9:30 so we went to the bank and dropped the car at the oil change place. Sounds OK so far, right? After ordering at Waffle House (I was so in the mood for hash browns) we sat there for over 30 minutes only to find out they still hadn't started our order. It wasn't even that crowded! Monkey Boy and I bailed. Doesn't that just set you off? We skipped breakfast since is was so close to lunch and headed to the skating rink. Guess what? They have new hours and weren't open yet. At this point I decided I was in far too foul of a mood to do a site visit so we went to lunch at Long John Silvers. Apparently my stomach needed to be primed with other food before flinging fried fish at it. Not feeling great. Next we continue our trek to the mall to go to the movies. After getting to the mall, Monkey Boy informed me that he wasn't really in the mood to see a movie. Since we were there to see one of those mind-numbing animation flicks, I was OK skipping it. Again we bailed.
On to TJMaxx where at least I was able to pick up what I wanted for my parent's anniversary. Moving on to Walmart. What was I thinking? I know better than to go to HellMart on a Saturday. I was almost hit 4 times by shopping carts while I was there and what was my reward? Standing in the checkout line for 20 minutes!
Final stop: the skating rink. Did you know that they don't serve beer at the skating rink? They so should. With the noise, annoying pre-teens and that funky smell that only a 30 year old skating rink can have, I could have really used a drink. I had knitting with me but decided that pointy sticks and crazed children on wheels should not be in the open together.
At this point the only thing that is keeping me going is the thought that I would take a nap as soon as I got home. I go to let Marco the Wonder Pup out and what am I treated to as soon as I open the bathroom door? The most vile smell in the history of smells and the indescribable mess of what was apparently explosive diarrhea. After ushering the pup out of the house as fast as I could, I started cleaning, gagging and disinfecting in the bathroom. Next was the same treatment for the pup.
I am so ready for bed now. Even as desperate as I am, I'm thinking that I probably shouldn't take a sleeping pill with a glass of Nyquil, but the thought has entered my mind!



